thoughttrainderailed:

antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

burninether:

My friend is implying I may have the brain of a serial killer…rude!

After our conversation I don’t know how you can blame me. It isn’t reassuring that your only response was “Hearts, I don’t even like cereal.”

She’s lying to you.

I saw her eat cereal for breakfast almost every day back in college.

Suspicious, Burn.

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The contradictions are clear. Looks like Burn does have the brain of a cereal serial killer.

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homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

antiagnomeneidolon:

Worked a 5 hour shift today.

At one point, Kiddo and I were playing with sidewalk chalk and she drew the Count from Sesame Street.  Then she drew nipples on him and insisted I touch them.  I refused, but she was very upset that I wouldn’t grope the Count’s nipples.

I had a talk with her about respecting the Count’s boundaries.

I told my mom this joke, and she liked it so much she brought it up in the middle of a brunch with my conservative gay rights-opposing aunt and uncle.  

She insisted I tell it, and that’s the story of how my mom forced me to out myself.

heartsalchemy:

antiagnomeneidolon:

heartsalchemy:

burninether:

My friend is implying I may have the brain of a serial killer…rude!

After our conversation I don’t know how you can blame me. It isn’t reassuring that your only response was “Hearts, I don’t even like cereal.”

She’s lying to you.

I saw her eat cereal for breakfast almost every day back in college.

Suspicious, Burn.

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The contradictions are clear. Looks like Burn does have the brain of a cereal serial killer.

heartsalchemy:

antiagnomeneidolon said: You MAY have the brain of a serial killer? That she thinks the fact is debatable is the height of uncouth accusations! You’ve had that thing preserved in a bell jar under your floorboards as long as I’ve known you!

SHHHHHHH! Anti, if you say these things on the internet the cops may see it and then burn may get taken away!

I can see it now: a scene straight from The Telltale Heart, save what’s emanating from beneath Burn’s floorboards are the sounds of a dead serial killer’s thoughts instead of heartbeats.

Would that make the present law enforcement “thought police”?

heartsalchemy:

burninether:

My friend is implying I may have the brain of a serial killer…rude!

After our conversation I don’t know how you can blame me. It isn’t reassuring that your only response was “Hearts, I don’t even like cereal.”

She’s lying to you.

I saw her eat cereal for breakfast almost every day back in college.

Suspicious, Burn.

nhaingen:

they just
gave me their phone number

nhaingen:

they just

gave me their phone number

feelinglikean-astronaut:

happy easter from daleks wearing rabbits ears =)

feelinglikean-astronaut:

happy easter from daleks wearing rabbits ears =)

masswisteria:

bootify:

bootify:

if you’d like a tip on how to seduce me i suggest thigh high anything

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why you gotta be like that

I’m not

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seeing

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the

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problem

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here.

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You’re not looking hard enough.

bootify:

bootify:

if you’d like a tip on how to seduce me i suggest thigh high anything

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why you gotta be like that

Why do you like Jo? she's a dumb blonde stereotype, and is basically just as bad as rose.
Anonymous

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

  • 'dumb blonde' was literally the opposite of what they were trying to get across
  • a lot of her character and story comes from her showing she’s much more than a ‘dumb blonde stereotype’ which is what the doctor basically regarded her as when they first met
  • seriously so much of her plot is just devoted to showing just what a caring, selfless person she is
  • to the point where she’s ready to give up her life without a second thought for the safety of others
  • despite this, she /considers/ herself a ‘dumb blonde’ and there are occasional hints that she’s very conscious of what other people think of her
  • she’s a major influence on three’s character and they make a point to show how she’s helped him develop into a friendlier and more hopeful character
  • she’s funny
  • she’s brave
  • she’s optimistic in a very endearing way
  • the episodes she’s in tend to be very fun and some of the most creative, in my opinion (the green death, carnival of monsters, terror of the autons, and the daemons, just to name a few)
  • she’s a great foil to about every other character on the show
  • going on that, her relations to the other characters (especially the doctor) add a lot to the episodes she’s in
  • katy manning is a wonderful actor and she just shines in her portrayal of Jo
  • I think she has one of the most well-acted, lovingly written, and just all around perfect departures the show has ever had
  • her companion chronicles are some of the best and katy does the voices perfectly
  • (rose isn’t a ‘dumb blonde stereotype’ either)
  • She’s fab as hell
  • don’t ever insult jo grant
  • what show are you even watching